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Week of May 1st – May 7, 2011

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“Why is our free-enterprise system so strong?-
Not because it stands still, frozen in the past, but because it has always adapted to changing realities”
~ Lee Iacocca ~

Good day:

Tax time is over (thank god) which means, it’s time for my quarterly what the fuck edition.

UNCLE ED

I’m sure we all have the annoying relative, uncle Ed, who scoffs at just about everything. He’s either a die hard democrat or republican and can’t conceptualized anything outside of the traditional paradigms. Chances are he walked 7 miles to school uphill both ways in the snow. Sound familiar? Last time I spoke to uncle Ed, I told him to buy gold since the Federal Reserve has embarked on a monetary policy path which will screw us all in the end.

Of course, uncle Ed said, “Don’t worry about it. Buying gold is for fools. America is too big to fail.” That was two years ago when gold was at $875. As of yesterday, it passed $1,550 an ounce. WHAT THE FUCK?! I can’t wait for the family gathering at the end of the month. Maybe I’ll show uncle Ed my gold coin collection while he bitches about his ‘too-big-to-failsafe retirement plan’.

SUPERMAN

I’m sure most of us grew up reading Superman comics. He was the quintessential American hero, even if technically he started out as an illegal alien (figuratively and literally). How many of you tied a towel or blanket over your shoulders as a pretend cape and tried to fly? Admit it, you were just like any other kid with fantasies of “up, up and away!”. Clark Kent’s alter-ego symbolized the ideal of how we wanted to see ourselves. He lived up to and defended the principles of truth, justice and the American way. In some ways, I think I miss the simplicity of youth; where good guys wear white hats and bad guys wear black hats.

This week DC’s Action Comics hits the stands in a 100 page 900th issue spectacular. In this special issue, The Man of Steel renounces his American citizenship! WHAT THE FUCK?! More here: http://www.theblaze.com/stories/superman-renounces-u-s-citizenship-in-latest-action-comic/ and here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/28/superman-renouncing-american-citizenship_n_855281.html

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

Where I grew up, there were things you just didn’t do and things a community wouldn’t stand for. On April 18th, people stood by and watched as a person was assaulted in a McDonald’s. WHAT THE FUCK?! You never know what you’re going to do until you are faced with it. I know this much, I would have stepped in because it would have been the RIGHT THING TO DO. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMrLXl6VwBU How many of you would have joined me?

I DIDN’T HIRE HER

Interviewed with a really nice young lady this week ….. [ CENSORED VIP MAILING LIST ONLY ]

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NEW ESCORTS

We have a two new members in our Divine Companions line up:

Lily who will be based out of N. Virginia, with service from Winchester to Alexandria VA.

Dahlia who will be based out of Baltimore MD.

SCHEDULES

Penelope with that hot little body women just love to hate has a fairly open schedule this week.

Kate – is back with very limited availabilities. This week it will only be Monday, Wed, Friday after 7 PM in the Harrisburg – York areas for incall and outcalls. 8 to 24 hour NOTICE Mandatory.

Tara – Monday through Sat 11 to 9PM – 8 to 24 hour NOTICE Mandatory.

Lily – Available for incalls or outcall in the N.VA area with incalls primary in the Sterling Dulles area.

Dahlia who will be based out of Baltimore MD. Please see the calendar.

Emma – Tuesday and Wednesday (subject to change) from noon to 9 PM for incalls and outcall’s. Her service area is from Winchester VA to Alexandria, North to Hagertstown & Frederick MD. With sufficient notice we can get her to DC on Monday and Tuesday. 8 to 24 hour NOTICE is a plan for success!

Claire’s – Schedule is published. Please see the calendar.

Audrey – Her Schedule has changed with primary availabilities after 6 PM. She will still be base out of Baltimore for your pleasures and joys. 8 to 24 hour NOTICE is a plan for success!

WASHINGTON DC ESCORT SERVICES- BALTIMORE MD FEMALE ESCORTS – METRO AREA

With the body of a goddess and a mind of a Harvard Librarian Penelope is perfect for the geek turned successful business man or woman. Finally a woman who’s eyes wont glaze over when talk gets technical. A former competitive Gymnast with the flexibility to match and swimmer who speaks conversational Spanish in addition to understanding Hindi and Telegu (can not speak it). When it comes to plays and musicals Penelope is quite knowledgeable even down to lighting, set design and sound. Which makes sense when you consider she’s and amateur photographer who can debate the merits of Canon vs Nikon.

http://dreamsescorts.com/associates/penelope.html

REVIEWS:
http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=144132
http://affiliates.bigdoggie.net/10377/reviews/escort=Dreamspenelope
http://www.escorts.com/reviews/2617959/DivinePenelope

WINCHESTER – STERLING – ALEXANDRIA VA – FREDERICK MD

Measuring at 5’5″, 130 lbs, 36B-30-36, Emma is the epitome of a great volleyball player. She also spends her time outdoors lounging on the beach and finding fun adventures where she can. On top of being an athlete, Emma’s got a great fantasy football lineup and would love to take you on. http://dreamsescorts.com/associates/emma.html

BALTIMORE ESCORT SERVICES- COLUMBIA (BWI) – NORTHERN VA – WASHINGTON DC

Have you ever wondered why Charlie Brown was so obsessed with “the little redheaded girl”? Meet Audrey! Audrey is a passionate, intelligent, extrovert with a Type A personality. Even the most socially awkward of men feel completely at ease by her infectious smile, zeal for life, and goofball sense of humor. Audrey is a confirmed natural redhead and perfectly proportioned at 5’6, Size 2, 34C-25-35. Among her budding interests are fetish’s and other kinks with advance notice at the time of booking. Those of you who like a young woman with a Dominant streak to worship. Audrey sees women and Couples.
http://dreamsescorts.com/associates/audrey.html

REVIEWS:
http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=135114
http://affiliates.bigdoggie.net/10377/reviews/escort=Dreamsaudrey

CHAMBERSBURG – HARRISBURG – YORK PA – HAGERSTOWN – FREDERICK MD
http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=157437
http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=127690

Think of her as the classic high school cheerleader but only really kind, soft and genuinely sweet personality. The kind of girl you wake up with breakfast in bed and a little dessert. We feel this young lady is made for this business and she agrees with us.

Based in Carlisle PA with service to Harrisburg, York and as far south as Hagerstown and Frederick MD. Three hour or more requests will get her to the 495 area beltway with 24 to 48 hour advance notice when not schedule to be there. http://divinecompanions.com/associates/tara.html

REVIEW:
http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/showReview.asp?Review=1007170

BALTIMORE – FREDERICK – LUTHERVILLE TIMONIUM – GLENN BURNIE -

Classic East Indian beauty with long, sleek, black hair, demure personality, and a soft accent, Dahlia epitomizes the classic traditional Indian woman. At 5’3″, 135lbs, 33B-32-38, this mid-20 year old has the curving hips that have defined womanhood for centuries. Dahlia is perfect for those who are more interested in 1 to 1.5 hr simple and to the point encounter.
http://divinecompanions.com/associates/dahlia.html

HARRISBURG – ELIZABETHTOWN – YORK – LANCASTER PA
For the member client who prefers a more mature woman 5’7″, 130 lbs, 36D(enhanced) -28-36, blonde, brown eyes Kate is a straight talking statuesque women with an athletic body and a love of sports. A former personal trainer, Kate is the ideal companion for medical professionals who are especially thrilled by the jargon. Afterwards, you can take her out on the dance floor… this former ballroom, ballet, and jazz dancer will play Ginger Rogers to your Fred Astaire.

Wait, what? You don’t know how to dance, yet you’ve always wanted to learn? No problem! Treat yourself to a multi-hour event package; put yourself in her hands and finally get the admiration you deserve from friends and colleagues. Discussions on the current status of Greek culture are welcome and of course such tutoring will require a 1.5 to 2hr min and pre-notice. http://divinecompanions.com/associates/kate.html
CUMBERLAND MD ESCORTS HAGERSTOWN MARYLAND ESCORT SERVICE- WINCHESTER – LEESBURG VA

Claire – Statuesque late 30’s, 36B, a size 8 absolutely charming lady with shiny blonde hair and light brown eyes. She has a love of animals and life that is contagious, loves her job and enjoys making sure you are satisfied. Educated, down to earth, the perfect companion for the gentlemen loves authentic people. Don’t be shy if you love a woman who can be assertive then you’ll love this vivacious conversationalist. Claire is our fun loving, joy full, ray of light with a warm and welcoming personality. Greek cultural tutoring for those who have expressed interest which begins with a 1.5 hour min. http://divinecompanions.com/associates/claire.html

Reviews:
http://affiliates.bigdoggie.net/10377/reviews/escort=Claire
http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/showReview.asp?Review=836600
http://www.escorts.com/listreviews.asp?e=2482335